cmon people, it's Friday and i don't really wanna do anything productive today at work, so why don't you post some jokes here...

here is one from me:


A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and
tells him that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor, "show me."

She takes her finger and pushes on her elbow and
screams in agony. She then pushes on her knee
and screams...she pushes on her ankle and
screams...and so it goes. No matter where she
touches, her agony is apparent.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are
you? You're really a blonde."

She sheepishly admits that indeed she is a blonde.
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken in two places"