I have just had a supprot call from possibally the biggest numpty on the face of the planet.

We design software for casino's and part of it is a reception app where the user can sign members in or create new members.

When they create new members the have a digital camera which takes a picture of them for thier mebership details.

This gut phones me up saying when he is creating a new member the screen is blue.

This normally means it is not connected to the machine properly.
I ask him to check which he replies *I have done that.*

What do I do next Hmm... I know goto programs and check the image software to see if the camera works from there.

He does this and replies *That doesn't work either*

What do I do next Hmmm... I know check the camera to see if it is working properly, turned on etc.

He replies...

*Well I have to phone my manager because he removed it a month ago.*

WWWHHHHHHAAAATTTTT!!