God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One
line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the
other line for the men that were dominated by their women.
All the women can go on in with St. Peter."

Said and done. The next time God looked the women were gone
and there were two lines. The line of the men that were
dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the
line of men that dominated their women, there was only
one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of
yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all
whipped by your spouses. Look at the only one of my sons
that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them,
my son, how did you manage to earn the single spot in this
line?"


The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."