What's the screwiest part of your computer? Or just the most ridiciulous part?

I have a subwoofer the size of my monitor, ripped a DVD to my hard drive (7.57 GB, arg), and just upgraded my memory to 512 MB of RAM. (Dell Dimension 4100 P3-933 with 256 MB originally). I put in so much memory because it only cost me $50, and because Quake 3 was using a megabyte of virtual memory. I despise virtual memory.