You've done a very good job, John.

Will you be my friend?

I've got no friends and I was thinking that you probably
don't have any friends, either

Can you make me a senior member with 32726 posts?

Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaase?

Pretty please.

Pretty, pretty, pretty please?

Hmmm. Must be the drugs I'm taking. I hear heroin isn't that
good for your mind. But I'm Puuuurfectly normal.

Aren't I?

Well, I just wanted to say that the new forums and interface
is V(ery) good, and I think you should give yourself a big
pat on the back. No: HARDER. Yes, that's right.

This 'erion ain't doin' my lingo no good or nout, eh?

I'd better go 'way to take a forty winks, eh?

Bye, John, my bestest buddy!