10. The entire office shares a single dial-up internet connection
9. You just got assigned a "cube buddy"
8. Your paycheck has a line item deduction for office supplies and toner
7. The toilet paper is comprised of failed IPO stock certificates
6. The bottled water tastes like tap water...Because it is
5. The phone on your desk has a coin slot
4. Your benefits package includes a Medicail enrollment form
3. Your annual bonus is a pen and pencil set and a gift certificate to Pizza Hut
2. They serve Top Ramen as the main course at the company picnic
1. Three words; Code by candlelight