I have a confession to make. I'm not human. I'm from the planet your scientists have come to call Mars. 3 Years ago our scientists discovered that this planet, which you call Earth, actually has "intelligent" life. We've known for a while now that this world was vibrant with all kinds of life but the last time we checked, there weren't any humans, at least not like the ones that dominate your planet now. I was sent about 2 months after the discovery of intelligent life here to get to know this new race of tool makers and I must say, your culture is intriguing. And now in an attempt to foster the beginnings of Earth's foray into interstellar cultural exchange, I will take any and all questions regarding me and my civilization.

So ask me anything. Anything at all.