Freedom versus Absolute Monarchism

[Witis]

I must say, Witis, you do enjoy a good hyperbole.

Which part was hyperbolic?

Of course the US has defence deals with members of the common wealth. It has defence deals with most of the world. It's a major arms exporter.

Not just arms deals, full defense/security treaties.

I really don't think you can draw the conclusion that the US is finally going to wise up and realise that it was far better off as part of the British Empire.

Hopefully it would put some pressure on ending all of the silly knife wielding, mace spraying, semi automatic packing behaviour that the U.S is so fond of.

Of course, if the US ever does decide to be contrite and move back home we'll welcome you back and won't mention that unpleasant hissy fit you threw in 1775. We know you were still young then and had alot of growing up to do and we won't hold it against you.

Did you know the voice of Darth Vader is actually James Earl Jones?

You can even have your old room back but while your under our roof we'll expect you to obey our rules.

Not quite, the Commonwealth does allow each member to be completely legislatively independent from England and the U.K.

That means no more getting into drunken fights with those muslim boys from across the road. We know you say they started it but we're sure you're partly to blame too.

If you don't catch something after those two lines you dropped in the water I would be very surprised.

And we're a bit worried about your health too so we've removed all the cakes from the cake tin and you can only have a burger once a week, honestly, a salad now and then wouldn't do you any harm.

Step away from the cows Dex, they are cheese and milk making machines and not designed to be eaten as burgers.