Originally posted by Jethro
Some one hit Ric with a four by two. Clearly he is too bright for humour at the moment. Parksie l think its our god given right to drag him into the gutter

Repeat after me Ric

"I will post disgusting, funny, and totally unhelpful posts through out the site"

Feel better?
Yes master....
"I will post disgusting, funny, and totally unhelpful posts through out the site"

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: The science of categorizing sh*t has been thouroughly investigated and developed over the year by our sh*t specialists. Some said you are what you sh*t. This saying is true because the kind of food you eat really does affect the nature of your sh*t and your ****ting habits. The following is the breakdown types of ****s.

Ghost Sh*t -- That's the kind where you feel the sh*t come out, have sh*t on the toilet paper, but there is no sh*t in the toilet.
Clean Sh*t -- The kind where you sh*t it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Sh*t -- The kind where you wipe your but 50 times and it still feels unwiped. So you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with brown stain.
Second Wave Sh*t -- It happens when you're done ****ting, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to sh*t some more.
Brain-Hemorrhage Through-Your-Nose-**** or the Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Sh*t -- The kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
Richard Simmons Sh*t -- The kind where you sh*t so much that you lose 30 pounds.
Corn Sh*t -- Self-explanatory.
Lincoln Log Sh*t -- The kind of sh*t that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush.
Drinker's Sh*t -- That is the kind of sh*t that you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the treadmarks left on the bottom of the toilet.
"Gee, I Wish I Could Sh*t" Sh*t -- It's the kind where you want to sh*t, but all you do is sit on the toilet cramped and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Sh*t -- That's the kind where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Sh*t or the Power Dump -- That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that you butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
Liquid Sh*t -- That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splatters all over the inside of the toilet bowl, the whole time chronically burning your tender anus.
Mexican Food Sh*t -- A class all its own!
You DID say funny, disgusting, and totally unhelpful...