I'm so glad there's a new fullscreen Microsoft advert playing just before every 3rd page I visit on this site. Is there any way you can add an irritating soundtrack (preferable played about 60-70% louder than necessary)?

Also can we have more mouseover adverts please, those are my favourite. In fact why not just show 1 post per page and then we'd be able to see the optimum number of adverts per hour.

I love what you've done with the place.

At least one of the above statements is false, I'll leave you to decide which.

I suddenly feel the strange urge to buy some clouds and grow a trendy beard.