I'm not sure even farmers like March. Here's what a rural buddy told me yesterday:

(1) Too early to plow
(2) Cows and steers smell bad
(3) Too cold to smoke meat
(4) Ground's too wet to walk on
(5) Mud's all over the floor in the house
(6) Roads are in a mess
(7) Sun forgot to shine
(8) Mom says I'm not supposed to drink during lent
(9) Kids and grandkids are all driving me nuts

WDYT?