I am looking at this PHP code and trying to decide I have another 4TB of brain storage for another language.

Starting simple:
Could I have data in an ASCII file?
'name, address, city, state'
Open and output to user...

The Idea: running PHP on a PC with a public address.
This PC runs my VB program reads the database and builds a ASCII or Excel file. PHP waits for a user to request this information from a BlackBerry.

Is this a simple program?
Can you offer some code that will help, direct me in this direction..
Thanks