My wife is several hundred miles away partying with her friends. Both of my kids are in bed and incapacitated with a flu of some sort, and this is how I roll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

I have never been more thankful for prescription painkillers, cheap beer, and the security blanket of the 911 line.

That said, who knew Hawking could carry such a tune?