If you screamed for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you'll produce enough energy to heat a coffee cup.
(Not interesting)

The orgasm of a pig lasts 30 minutes.
(¡30 minutes!)

By shaking your head against a wall, you waste 150 calories an hour.
(I kept thinking about the pig)

A cockroach will live 8 days without its head, and then will dye by starvation.
(¡I envy the pig !)

Lions use to mate up to 50 times a day.
(I prefer the pig way, quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste thir own legs.
(I tried, but couldn't reach mine)

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
(30 minutes, the pig is very lucky!)

Orine from cats glows under fluorescent light.
(Do you realize? 30 minutes!)

The eye of the ostrich is bigger than its brain.
(I know people like that)

Sea stars have no brain.
(I know people like that too)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(The pig is a master!)

Dolphins are the only mammals (besides humans) that make sex just for fun.
(What about the pig? Can a pig mate a dolphin?)

(30 minutes! Wow!)

Now I undestand why my wife keeps telling me "You're such a pig!"