Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing It's the only
type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man
volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of
events is put into motion.

(1) The woman goes to the store.
(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking,
places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking
utensils, and takes it to the man, who is
lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
(4) The man places the meat on the grill.
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and
check the vegetables.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the
meat is burning.
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and
hands it to the woman.
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings
them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and
does the dishes.
(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her
night off."
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes
that there's just no pleasing some women.