I'm a stupid moron

[Kasracer]

So my fiancée and I were looking at some cars at a local car dealership. When we went to leave, there was a small gap in between the front of my car and a new car on the lot.

So, being the fun person I am, I decided to jump between the gap. It worked the first time and I let me fiancée in. Despite her warnings about me being stupid for jumping I did it again to get back onto my side...

I slipped on the curb and my foot went completely sideways making me land on my ankle with all of my weight.

So one emergency room visit later I am now the owner of a set of crutches and a cast.

So the moral of this story is: I'm a stupid moron and my fiancée can now say "I told you so". Gah!