Strange...why did I post here?

Who am I?

What am I doing here?

What is this big TV-looking thing doing in front of me? I...I can't watch TV now! I have to study!

Wait, it's not a big TV! It's responding to me! What is this thing that makes these weird symbols appear on the screen? It says Gateway! It it called a gateway? The thing with a lot of symboled buttons?

vB Code? What is vB code? How could I help if I don't know who I'm helping or what? I'm confused. What is VB? What is this weird API stuff that I've been seeing all over? I knew I've been good at this API once, but what is it?

Wait? Why is that face smiling? I'll smile too.

Huh? What is a Pix? What is Denniswrenn? Megatron? parksie? Matthew Gates? Wait! I remember Matthew Gates, but not clearly. Who is he? Why am I stranded here? What had my light got me into?

IOMEGA? What is an Iomega? What is ZIP100? Why is there that many lights?

Wait, there's a hot air fan! Maybe it's used for warming up the house! Hold on, what is Earth? It's so cold here on this planet...wait! What is planet? why am I so familiar with it?

Hey, Fantastic Member! What is that? What is MicroBasic? I remember a name...starts with E...Escaf...Escaflowne..I think that is the old me...help! I'm drifting away...help!

No! Darkness! Voices everywhere...where am I? Twilight Zone? Heaven? No, wait...there's voices in my head...in my head...what's happening to me?

Sounds behind me, footsteps, no! What happened? What am I? Who am I? Where...how...nooooooooooooooooo!