This thread is for all those people who have taken themselves out of the gene pool for thesake of the rest of mankind!

The following are two very stupid deaths

Allan a thirty-three year old computer technician, showed his competitive spirit by dying of competitive spirits after winning a sydney hotel bar's drinking competition known as feral friday. The bar set a one hundred minute time limit for alcohol consumption, and awarded points to drinkers on a sliding scale. A beer was two points and hard spirits were eight points.
After bending his elbow for an hour and fourty minutes of hard drinking, Allan took the prize. He stood and cheered his winning total of 236. His high score also netted him the literally stagering blood alcohol level of 353 Milligrams of alcohol per 100 milliliters of blood, seven times greater than the legal Australian driving limit.
After several trips to the usual temple of overindulgence, the bathroom, Allan was helped back to his workplace to sleep it off, a condition that became permanent.
A forensic Pharmacologist estimated that after downing 34 pints of beer, 4 bourbons and 17 shots of tequila, his blood alcohol level should have been 0.41 to 0.43 percent. But Allan had vomited several times after the competition ended, so his alcohol blood content was a little lower at the time of death.
It is not know whether Allan needed any further embalming.

The next is a very good example of why having sex outside in the middle of a lightning storm is not a good idea.

A student from the University of Arizona was hoping to score with his date on a friday night. To put the woman in the mood, he drove her to a secluded spot on mount lemmon, which over looks the city of Tuscon. They walked to an open knoll and admired the city lights.
Lulled by the romantic locale, the lissome lass succumed to his passionate pleas. They tore their clothes off, made a bed of their garments, and began to make love. The heavy storm clouds mingled with the low rumble of thunder inside them. The exicited lovers never looked up to see the charred skeletal remains of trees on the knoll.
Their idyllic setting was an electrical hotbed that night. With a blinding flash, a bolt of lightning hit the high point of the knoll, that being the students ass, and sought the path of least electrical resistance straight down. Incredibly, he survived, albeit in excruciating pain.
The heat of the bolt had fused together flesh and latex so the two lovers were now stuck together by their most intimate parts. The woman unfortunately Did not survive the lightning strike. When the student down into the vacant eyes of his lover and realized she was dead, his immediate repulsion caused him to jerk away from her. When he found he could not a wave of pain and nausea made him vomit into the girls face and open mouth. The horror and pain of the situation made him pass out.
Attracted to the smell, a bear made its way to the lovers and began to lick the semi digested pizza from the dead girls face. The student roused from his stupor. When he saw the bear, he realized their was nothing he could do but remain silent, petrified with fear.
To his horror the bear became dissatisfied with just a lick and started to eat the girl, loudly crunching her facial bones just inches from his ear.
At 11:35 AM a group of hiking girl scouts arrived at the students car, minutes later three shrieking girls discovered the student, who had regained conciousness several times in the night and had managed to drag himself and the partially eaten girl toward the road. Doctors later managed to seperate the student from the corpse.