timeshifter says (1:13 AM):
what happens when a roundhouse kick meets the pity?
timeshifter says (1:13 AM):
would that finally answer the question of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
penagate says (1:15 AM):
At the point where the roundhouse kick meets the pity, the roundhouse kicker and the pitier will both enter a state of suspended animation while physics attempts to catch up.
timeshifter says (1:15 AM):
lol
timeshifter says (1:16 AM):
although i must wonder what pity looks like in action
timeshifter says (1:16 AM):
when met with physical danger, does it take a physical form?
timeshifter says (1:16 AM):
or does the sheer awesomeness of the pity simply cause the pity'eed's heads to asplode?
penagate says (1:17 AM):
Pity is an intangible force
timeshifter says (1:17 AM):
then how shall it stop the roundhouse kick?
timeshifter says (1:17 AM):
which as we know from countless movies, is VERY tangible
penagate says (1:17 AM):
although Mr. T might have an inherent weakness if pity relies upon perception of awesomeness.
timeshifter says (1:17 AM):
lol
timeshifter says (1:18 AM):
are we then going under the assumptino that Chuck Norris is more awesome that Mr. T?
penagate says (1:18 AM):
Chuck Norris will undoubtably be resistant to the force of awesomeness.
timeshifter says (1:18 AM):
i must remind you that Chuck Norris doesn't have a Night Elf Mohawk
penagate says (1:18 AM):
so, assuming that Mr. T's pity relies upon the perception that Mr. T is awesome, it will have no effect upon Chuck Norris.
timeshifter says (1:18 AM):
this is waaaaay funnier than it should be... i need sleep
penagate says (1:19 AM):
Alternatively, if pity is defined as a physical force, then it will—in theory—stop the roundhouse kick. However, since the roundhouse kick is unstoppable, the impact of the two forces will cause a physical paradox which results in the suspension of time.
timeshifter says (1:20 AM):
hence stalling the end of the world
penagate says (1:20 AM):
useful for meeting deadlines
timeshifter says (1:20 AM):
which works otu to everybody's benefit
timeshifter says (1:20 AM):
so if i can just get those two to fight before the end of the work week, i'll be all set
penagate says (1:21 AM):
You'll need to get Chuck Norris to travel to Mr. T, rather than the other way round, since he ain't getting on no damn plane.
timeshifter says (1:21 AM):
lol
timeshifter says (1:21 AM):
i wonder if pity is a ranged attack
penagate says (1:21 AM):
that is true
timeshifter says (1:22 AM):
if so, we may not need to get anybody to travel at all
timeshifter says (1:22 AM):
if Mr. T launched a distance pity attack, which Chuck Norris countered with a roundhouse kick
timeshifter says (1:22 AM):
it's entirely possible that the result will be the same as if they were fighting in close combat
penagate says (1:23 AM):
Mr. T's pity can be felt worldwide. However, all physical forces have a nodal point at which they are strongest. Therefore, the suspension of time must occur at a radius about the location of Mr. T where the strength of pity matches the force of the roundhouse kick.
timeshifter says (1:23 AM):
and who on earth knows where that point is?
timeshifter says (1:23 AM):
where's Darth Vader when you need him?
penagate says (1:23 AM):
Since both Mr. T and Chuck Norris are equally awesome, they will find this point automatically
timeshifter says (1:24 AM):
lol
timeshifter says (1:24 AM):
Mr. T might have yet another unnoted advantage
timeshifter says (1:24 AM):
the sheer amount of gold he wears must flex the gravitational forces in his vicinity
timeshifter says (1:24 AM):
surely this would have some effect on the point in questino
penagate says (1:24 AM):
this gives the distance attack some merit. It's entirely possible that Chuck Norris may be blinded by the gold.
timeshifter says (1:25 AM):
we're gonna have to post this on vbf
penagate says (1:25 AM):
however, I feel that this would have no effect on the force of his roundhouse kick
timeshifter says (1:25 AM):
probably true
penagate says (1:26 AM):
Yeah, let's post this jibba-jabba on VBF.
penagate says (1:26 AM):
Would you care to do the honours?
timeshifter says (1:26 AM):
i was gonna ask you the exact same thing
timeshifter says (1:26 AM):
minus the "u" in "honors"
penagate says (1:26 AM):
on no! a space-time paradox!
timeshifter says (1:26 AM):
oh shi...
Originally Posted by penagate
Indeed this is the solution to the apocalypse. Since Mr. T and Chuck Norris are each undefeatable by definition, a fight between the two of them will thus prolong the end of the world indefinitely.
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