Romney withdraws, and says, "I entered this race because I love America, and because I love America in this time of war I feel I have to now stand aside for our party and for our country..."

What a patriot, you may think, because he says "I love America". But in fact that means that he loves everyone including all the midgets in America. He's a midget lover! I'm glad he stepped down because I don't want a midgetophile as president of my great nation.






Hey, someone has to do this while Mark Gambo is away