I return to VBForums after a dose, cough cough, kept me out of action only to find that you have started voting for favourite members that do not include me.

Thinks of all that advice I have given you :

How to drink excessively in a virtual world.
How to enjoy the company of naked nuns while naked midgets flagellate you.
How to insult Jesus4U.
How to mutilate bodwad.

What is the world coming to ?

And what have I ever asked of you ?

What is .net ?
What is a string ?
What is an int ?
How do you spell GCSE ?

I am appalled and in punishment I will re-open the pub and cast upon ye all a gypsy curse. May your danglies drop, may warts appear in unpleasent places and may Jesus4U start dating your sisters.

Anyways, nice to be back and penagate gets my vote. He knows what a string is at least.