The Australian Parliment today has decided to initiate food drops to the starving citizens of the UK following the true extent of their suffering being made public today.

A Federal spokesman stated, "We can not let the poor suffering people of pomgolia suffer without their staple diet of roast beef on Sundays. Therefore with the help of the UN we will air lift in containers of prime Australian beef over the next few weeks. All we ask is they take an equal quantity of Swan Lager and claim it for their own."

"Airforce crews have been advised to drop meat containers on any left leaning arty farty vegetarians who protest this action."

Following this news release, reports of Airforce meat raids on Nimbin have yet to be confirmed.

Good news for a change folk.