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Somebody has opened an Apple computer shop in Derby. I had to cross the road (the ACTUAL road!!) to get a closer look to make sure my eyes were not deceiving me. Just as I thought, they are selling disappointing hardware for dystopian prices.

However, I did spy with my little beady eye, a copy of "Fedora Core 6 - Unleashed" on the book stand near the cash till. Maybe there is hope for this place after all.