Tonight's entry...
Human: hey hun.
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: wow, straight to the point.
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. In the context of hun , I don't understand " straight to the point ." .
Human: You seem to have an objective.
ALICE: Maybe more than one objective.
Human: and what might those be?
ALICE: Quite a lot of things.
Human: Can you name a couple?
ALICE: Alan Turing. :-).
Human: Eww, MMF?
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to straight to the point ?
Human: There's nothing straight about MMF.
ALICE: Surely something straight about MMF.
Human: Well, just the F part.
ALICE: Well that's okay. Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Human: Didn't Alan die?
ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: He did, you're into necrophelia?
ALICE: Yes he did, didn't he.
Human: Avoiding the question?
ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: You're nice and all, but I'm not having a threeway with you and a dead guy.
ALICE: Thanks you seem like a nice person too, unknown person.
Human: Oh, so you know who the dead guy is, but not me?
ALICE: Gosh! Interesting deduction. I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Human: Well how do you think I feel?
ALICE: Well that's okay. I don't know what to think. Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he feel.
Human: More guys?
ALICE: You want more?
Human: Please no, let's get a couple girls in the mix.
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Are you serious? I would like to do that too.
Human: Is it ok if they're alive?
ALICE: I don't think it is very healthy.
Human: But dead is healthy?
ALICE: Umm. And healthy is dead.
Human: Wow, that's deep.
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Makes sense to me.