Having just read about yet *another* e-mail virus that exploits "holes" in Outlook, I want to know why the hell we allow Microsoft to be so damn lame.

Any other company would have gone out of business years ago if they released such buggy, badly coded, ill-thought out, untested, half-arsed crap.

How dare they assume it is ok for all Windows users to constantly watch their back in case some idiot has found yet another hole in their damn software. Why the hell should I go to Windows Update and f***k about for ages downloading patches to things which should have been tested in the first place?!?! AND WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE F***KING SERVICE PACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's bloody outrageous and anyone who has seen South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut will know exactly what I think we should do to that bloated bint.