- Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
- Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
- Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
- Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
- While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
- Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
- Hide in a clothing rack .. ..... . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
- When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
- Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"