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(Not to be confused with The Golden Chair)
(Although The Golden Chair would be perfect there)


Martin's bellow resounded through the neighborhood like a corn-dog induced borborygmy in a woolly mammoth's stomach, not that he knew what a mammoth was, or borborygmy for that matter, but he was quite puzzled as to why a mammoth would be eating a corn dog thousands of years before it was invented, a thought which he dismissed immediately as "random bellowings."