The REAL Software Development Life Cycle

It doesn't exist
It doesn't work
It works a little
It is a piece of junk what is wrong with you people?
It is full of bugs you need to work overtime
It sort of works, we are behind, you need to work this weekend
It still has bugs we need more overtime
It has a few bugs can you work this weekend again?
Finished

(new project)
It doesn't exist
It doesn't work
It works a little
It is a piece of junk what is wrong with you people?
It is full of bugs you need to work overtime
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Comments invited - Tom