....I give advices to troubled peple like you for fun..ahem...I mean for free...sample advice:

"hi, it's me again..there're 2 new workers at my workplace...what should I do..?" -geekie-
my advice: yes...you should kill them too...

"why penguins are penguins?" -boogy-
my advice: shut up!...

"I need a simple advice...how can I make my husband happy?" -wifer-
my advice: simple...just sign the divorce paper I gave you last night....

do you believe me?...