Programers:

Lonely ppl usually standing on pc all day-night.
The smarter of them have already quited windows and IE...
All crazy.
Everything off-topic.

A programer says:
I got crazy.
I am a programer(i wish)
I hate IE.
I have lost my mind on an VS.2005 crash.
I overclock myself on winter so i dont spend money for oil.
I-have-no-fans.
I-make-noise.
I-go-0110010001110.

OMG I GOT CRAZY!!! (this means i AM a programer!!! yyyaaaaaayyyyyy)