Just received this in Email, enjoy.

Code:
>1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave

>2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

>3) the real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name

>4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing a button on the tv.

>6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

>7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling

>8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends

>9) and.. you were too busy to notice number 5.

>10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was number 5

>11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity

>12) repost if you fell for it. you know you did