Pizza! Flipping Pizza! I've been sick for 2 weeks, I need FOOD. REAL FOOD. And you know what, I need a whole pizza to myself. A nice hawaiian pizza! Or fish and chips again! Or vegemite and cheese on toast... damn, I could go for anything right now!

But you know what I'm going to get instead? This lovely red cough medicine that makes dying sound like angels singing.


SIGH