I must have missed the boat when it left the harbor.. or i just missed a certain *special* meeting... but i dont get it..


I have a freind..and he has a gilrfriend..and my friend does the most discousting things that a guy could ever do in front of a girl.. he burps.. he scratches his balls and his ass in front of her... picks his nose...they could be sitting somewhere together and he FARTS! right next to her..and then laughs like a retarded chipmunk about it!

She is a responsible..clean person... (from what i can tell)
And what me and my other friends can tell..is that she is not a loser like this guy is...


Now i also know that once you become close to your significant other... certain things are allowed..i wouldnt know personally because i dont have a significant other...

So what possess a woman who is succsessful..to get involved with a dirty slob!