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[oceanebelle]

Got YA!!! ahahaha

and no this thread is not about VisualAd. it's about a mail I received today.. quite funny and I hope all of you will have the humor to laugh at this one too.

Warning: Contains graphic material

Ways To Turn Men Down


HE. " can I buy you a drink? "

SHE. " Actually I'd rather have the money "


HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like

yours!!!



HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!



HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share!!!


HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!


HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!



HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?



HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!



HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?



HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!


Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.


Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.



Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.



Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest

dreams.


FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF

SOME LAUGHS(and men who may appreciate good humour!)