Even if you have the misfortune of not being from Downunder still have a happy xmas etc.

Rules for the festive season.

1. Be nice.

2. Wear clean underwear.

3. If it's alcohol drink as much of it as possible.

4. Abuse your relatives on the xmas day, most of them will be so pissed they wont notice.

5. Give some one else's drivers license over to the nice police man if you must drink drive.

6. If you make it to midnight on Jan 31, you are a lamer.

Regards and the best to your family