Youre drunk?

- I tend to speak very softly but my friends say everyone in a 5 meter radio can hear what I say.
- I can manage to unzip my pants (and keep drinking) on my way to pee, about 3 or 4 meters before I get to the WC door. Thus, giving everyone sneak peek of whats coming
- I talk a lot to people I really dont talk with that much, or not at all, suddenly they are fine mates! and keep questioning myself, why cant we all attend parties every friday night?...... until the next day when I remember the reason why I dont talk to them *sigh*
- Buying complete strangers drinks is an acceptable idea, like im on a mission of spending the most money in the shortest time
- I tend to think, why I dont do this everyday?... until of course the morning comes and that terrible hangover takes possesion of my head and body.
- Everyone deserves a smile , even the police officer checking my breath.
- And finally, I talk about old ex-gfs and why they sucked only to end up saying how wonderful women are