If we all use Sandpaper, humanity will be saved. This is true.

On the first day god created the heavens and the stars, on the second day he invented beer and women with large breasts.

Day 3 he invented me and mendhak and told us to invent sandpaper.

Then he pottered around for a bit creating planets and stuff.

And lo, upon Mt Sinai Moses nicked the source code to Sandpaper and thus a religion was born.

Bloody plagiarist!