* Inflatable Woman/Man/Sheep (delete as appropriate)
* Mechanised AutoCooled 50 Gigawatt Beam Laser Cannon
* Det Cord
* Undead Suse 9.0 Pro Badger
* Rubber gloves
* Map of an archipelago (any will do)
* EMP generator
* Comedy glasses (with the springy eyes)
* 1 small potato