What does a woman want?

EVERYTHING!

A woman's world is SHOPPING. That is what a woman lives for. She has to buy everything before it's gone. Women WANT MONEY! And a woman has to satisfy her needs before others which is just about never.

What does a man want?

1) Food
2) Sex
and
3) Silence

Now, us men don't ask for much, but these few things .
Women just don't understand our needs.
We require these 3 things once every day.
We don't get these things everyday.
Well, we get one of them (food) just about everyday.
The other two...well, it'd be nice .

See the difference between men and women?
We require so little.
And women...require so much!