I fear our "mighty" King Bodwad may not be pure in his plans to overthrow the moderators. I post in this speak-easy safe in the knowledge that he will not look here.

I propose to usurp King Bodwad and take my rightful place as the leader of these noble forums. Bodwad's leadership is weak and ineffectual, he dawdles rather than lunging with the dagger. Clearly he is in league with the moderators. He must be de-throned.

I will defeat him soon when the time is right. I will lead the brave and opressed masses of this forum to death or glory.