What did us Americans ever do to you? Look at all we've given you.

1) A sense of outrageous superiority
2) American football for you to laugh at and display your sense of outrageous superiority.
3) Colorful additions to your superior vocabulary (i.e. Seppos, Soapies)

I could go on but my inferior American wit is too lacking to come up with more.

What more could you ask?????

p.s. Is that beer still cold and the bbq ready?