Hiya,

I've come to the gathering of minds with a request. I need to come up with a quote for an unorganized school news-paper that hardly ever actually makes a paper. This quote is going to be in the [high-school] yearbook describing the newspaper, so it should be something not too harsh, but funny none-the-less. I've been trying to find endings for "All the news that's..." (Fit to print), but to no avail. Be creative - Think of this as an opportunity to show off your humor to the other members of VBForums

Any help would be greatly appreciated,

Thanks a LOT,
George