Well, ****...

"****" may just be the most powerful word in the English
language.

You can be **** faced, **** out of luck,or have **** for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a
place for your **** or decide to **** or get off the pot.

You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****,
forget ****, and tell others to eat **** and die.

Some people know their **** while others can't tell the
difference between **** and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

There is bull ****, horse **** and chicken ****.

You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, or duck when ****
hits the fan.

You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in
****.

Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain ******.

Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there
are times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the
wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.

You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up
**** creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you
swim in a lake of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
block of creation.

And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know
anything else!

You could pass this along if you give a ****.