Eight years of Bill "Slick Willie" Clinton is over and we will have a new President. Will it be Gore "the Bore" or Bush II "The Revenge"? I can't say for whom I will be voting for because I don't know yet. Too bad Ross Perot isn't running again. He is always good for a couple of laughs.

I think that I will vote for the president that:
- doesn't stick cigars in foreign places (Clinton)
- doesn't threaten us with "Reading his Lips" and raises taxes anyway (Bush I)
- remembers who he sold weapons to (Reagan)
- doesn't know peanuts about people (Carter)

- doesn't lie (Nixon and everyone else above)

When was the last time any country had a kick-ass leader? Was our's FDR? Too many liberal policies. How 'bout Kennedy? Too many women. (At least he poked Marylin Monroe, Clinton just nailed a chubby intern).
Winston Churchill seems like he was pretty cool when times were tough. He had a world war and an econmy that was worse than the U.S.'s.

I'm writing in Jesse "the Body" Ventura tommorrow.