Originally posted by hellswraith
That requires more than 3 hours...lol.

Plus, a image says a thousand words. Assuming 30 frames a second, we are looking at 324,000,000 words. That is way to much to read!
Ok ok, ill save you the reading. Sam bends Frodo over a rock on Mt. Doom and makes him his Hobbit beeyotch.

They use the ring as a sex toy.