Here's the spec...

Atari 800XL
Mangy old yellow keyboard, 6 joysticks
Tape player with only the play button left!
Broken RF output
3 Free games including Asteroids!!!! It's worth the money just for this!!!!

Another...

Spectrum ZX81
Taped up interface socket
2 Bug joysticks
Solaris Sun X7500 sticker where the Spectrum logo is!

and another....

Amiga 1200+
faulty motherboard
will only play games (and there are tons of 'em here)
will NOT type properly (or is it me?)

All this for the amazing price of
£100 ono

Any offers welcome.

P.S This thread started as a joke, but I actually have all of the above in a box in the garage if anyone wants 'em!