I was sitting there, messing with GetCurrentHwProfile. It failed. Dang. I checked Err.LastDLLError. It was 120. I checked the error codes document:
ERROR_NOT_IMPLEMENTED.

Huh?
A function exists in the Win32 API, but it was not implemented?
What kind of trash is that?

This compelled me to write this little application.
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Enjoy!