I'm so sick of noobie hackers UDP'ing, HTTP FTP & Queso'ing our IP address.

Arrrrgggghhhh.

I have Code Red II on standby... should any total idiots try it out!

I've currently got some guy in Watford trying every few seconds... now totaling 72 attempts now! Noobie...

I'm gonna buy hundreds of systems which only DDOS people who try their luck. POD.... here i come.