So April Fools Day is over and unfortunately for the parties involved, a few of my co-workers decided to completely switch around my desk with another co-worker. It was annoying, and we had to spend about 45 minutes to switch it back. Of course we got it done before anyone else showed up AND haven't made mention of it since. That has to annoy them. Through some great detective work and string pulling, we've discovered our culprits. I'm spiteful, but not malicious, so I'd like to enact revenge. My co-worker that had his stuff switched with mine, however, is doubly spiteful as well as malicious. So another April Fools joke just won't do it. But I don't want to be malicious, just completely bother and annoy the piss out of the perpetrators. So far, we've electronically unplugged the network card of one of them. She of course came to me. "My network isn't working. Is the cable unplugged?" So, I walked her to her cable to show that is was indeed plugged in. We've also been working in conjunction with our network administrator to bump their connection down to priority 50 or so. However, I'm still not satisfied. I need some more ideas. Something that says, "Never mess with the computer guy at work." So who's got something for me?