You know how most obits in the papers are really smarmy? "Sorely missed...", "Pillar of the community..." that sort of stuff.

What would happen if the deceased was either a complete pillock, and or the person placing the notice hated his guts, do you think the newspaper would accept an obit along the lines of:

JOE SOAP
19xx to 2003

What a jerk! You never returned my mower you doofus! And as for those stupid ties you always wore- Yuckk!

The world's a better place without you, that's a fact, with your stinky feet and boils.

I hope you Rot in Hell with steaming vats of boiling bat puke mixed with caustic soda poured on you every hour.